Social Butterfly? Social Grizzly Bear.

I've coined a new term. Firstly, no male should ever take it as a compliment to be considered a social butterfly; not unless they're gay, and there is nothing wrong with that. Butterflies are colorful feminine creatures, fragile and going from flower to flower indiscriminately hunting nectar. I am not a social butterfly. I am a social grizzly bear. I socialize how I want with who I want, often times being loud and brash.

I've recently discontinued my Facebook account (on purpose). I also recently destroyed my cell phone (on accident). As a social brown bear I figure this is my sign to go into hibernation until the time of plenty returns--ie, I regain cell phone capabilities. Until then, a few notes on the hibernation of the social grizzly bear:

While normal grizzly bears do not eat or look for food during hibernation, social grizzly bears do. Lock up all food you do not want eaten, I am a bear, one you do not trust. Like normal grizzly bears I will be sleeping a lot, but not all the time, only my normal ten to eleven hours a day. Normal grizzly bears do not write during hibernation but I will keep updating this blog regularly.

I'll see you all on the other side. Please don't try and wake me.